I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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