I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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