If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
