were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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