oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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