"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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