I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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