Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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