just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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