I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i think my cat just said my name.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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