Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Damn victory sex feels great
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
