Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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