I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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