Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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