Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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