i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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