there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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