And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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