I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have tasted many bathrooms
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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