fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize