just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize