i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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