Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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