yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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