pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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