i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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