chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you didnt know i had herpes?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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