there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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