u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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