his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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