Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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