I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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