Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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