The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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