she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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