Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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