I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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