Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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