HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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