I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
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I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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