love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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