Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He kissed a someone with a penis
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
