It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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