I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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