at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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