I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Randomize
