11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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