Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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