so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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