i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Your cock deserves a montage
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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