I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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