Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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